Speaking from a phone…

My name is Samsung S4 GI9506. I am Korean. I am 2 human years old. My owner’s name is Diane Lim. My main job is to snap other people faces and wake Diane up in the morning. Just like most Kpop Idols, I sing pretty well. Every morning I sing a song to wake Diane up. But it doesn’t usually work. So I will help to receive calls from Diane’s friends to wake her up. I would say that I dress pretty well. Or at least Diane thinks she dresses me well. She likes to make me wear transparent clothes. Which I don’t understand. My American friends always get to wear trendy pieces but I on the other hand wears cooler clothes. In the day, Diane like to use snapchat and shove my face into other people’s face. I really don’t understand humans. They are so strange. They like to shove me into their sweaty faces when they pick up calls too. My owner is very bad at taking care of me. I wouldn’t call it abuse…but she is very careless and always drop me on the floor. Good thing my best friend always sticks by my side and protect me. Her name is called Shatterproof. She is my protector. Her job is to prevent me from getting smashed on my face. But she have gotten some scars on the side of her face due to the frequent falls. Diane don’t intend on changing the protector anytime soon so I guess we will be sticking together for a long time. Due to the falls, I have less stable internet connections now. Even typing this took quite a while….