Pitches:
Individual: I would like to make a story-heavy 2.5D pixel role-playing game (RPG) in the horror genre, with escapism as a central theme.
Pair: Install a customizable recognition system into all school dormitories that will welcome you home in a voice of your choice (sexy girl, black dude, or John Cena. Or Tom Hiddleston, if that floats your boat).
(featured image is a screengrab from The Crooked Man, by Uri)