But you don’t succeed.
When you get what you want // but not what you need.
Long story short, it doesn’t work. I bought hard parmesan cheese in the hopes that it would stay together when trying to wedge a wafer in. It crumbled.
The wafer was no help either. I thought that the wafer, being light, would be manageable for the cheese. I was wrong.
I couldn’t even get the grape in because the first part would not work.
I then collapsed on the floor in exhaustion next to the wafer crumbled cheese.
I tried.